Travel, B***ch some one out, accompany (for jealousy), organize, send items (if you want something from LA that you don't have in your city), wash the car, decorate the interior of your home, mow the lawn, ASK ME! I just might ;) MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE.
Carrier Pigeon, Post Office, Computer, Internet Connection, Email, Cell Phone
My Favorite:
Cartier Roadster Watch, Tiffany & Co. Platinum Diamond Cross Pendant
Body type:
Athletic
Height:
5' 7"
Eyes:
Brown
Hair:
Dark Brown
Ethnicity:
Other
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Living Situation:
Friends visit often
Social Setting:
Side kick, Home Body
TV Watching:
Channel Hopper, Documentaries, Movies, Sitcoms, Reality show addict, Couch Potato
Languages:
English
Education:
Some College
Employment Status:
Part-time
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
Income:
I'll tell you later
My Bio:
First things first... I'm ALWAYS HUNGRY! I'm not as big as a house (quite the contrary actually) and food is deelish so... lets celebrate! What ever, anyway... Another thing... if you haven't gotten the memo- RENEW-REUSE-RECYCLE. Seriously, it would make a HUGE difference if we ALL did a little bit- take care of OUR planet dammit. Stupid people fear my wrath and move out of my way. I don't give a darn and call it like it is but still can be convinced of the other point. Girly girl with a hint of tom boy, this girrrrrls one tuff cookie! I have CRAZY LOVE for my dog- Shes my child- She totally rules but I'm the BOSS. I like to go to the airport and start fist fights with small children, I look for alien signals in television static, and fondle fresh fruit in the grocery store. I love to freak it on the dance floor... I may break a heel and lose an ear ring but, I really don't care as long as I'm able to connect with my inner jive turkey. At any given moment, if the right song is playing, I will bust out my air guitar or thumb microphone. If you put your ear up to my ass you can hear the ocean. REALLY! I'm never sarcastic. Sarcastic people really suck. If I had things my way, I would live in a tree house and only wear bikini's and/or my pj's ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. Sometimes, I have the stereo and the tv on at the same time because I like to party. I LOVE being best friends- friends totally rock. I j'adore exchanging secrets, hugging and being affectionate- BUT! Not with just any 'ol Shneider. ONLY the people I love... so BEAT IT... no "free" hugs here. I ALWAYS look at the bright side because it's so great... however, having someone to complain to is pretty stellar. I HATE when people litter- it's just so very classless to throw your garbage anywhere but in a trash can. I regularly see trolls throw plastic bottles, fast food bags and other random crap out of their car window. NEWSFLASH! THERE'S THIS NEW INVENTION CALLED THE GARBAGE CAN!" On rare occasions I torture myself by worrying about random things and over analyzing situations that I have no control over (since I'm a slight control freak, I HAVE A PROBLEM with that). I love roller coasters & I love making people laugh, it puts a little 'happy' in my heart. By nature, I'm a night owl and almost always stay up waaaaay past my bed time, hoot-hooting in my cozy nest. I am the silliest, goofiest, most loyal, down to earth snuggly bug in a rug. Lastly, superficial personalities make me want to B-A-R-F and phony balogna's just SUCK. If you have no idea what I'm referring to... you may as well go kick rocks.
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Attend Services:
Rarely
Political Views:
Liberal
Sense of Humor:
Goofy, Dry / Sarcastic
Interests:
Health / Fitness, Crafts, Gardening, Television, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Travel, Theater, Reading, Photography, Listening to Music, Movies, Family, Dining, Dancing, Arts
In my own words:
Hmmm, I'm "interested" in lots of things... hiking, biking, rollerblading, bowling, recycling, ping-pong, volleyball, cleaning (I LOVE cleaning... there's nothing better then a clean house!), weightlifting, volunteering time and/or services to people that are down & out, swimming, playing tennis, yoga, yard work (total GREEN thumb!), snowboarding, playing pool table, learning 'bust yer face' moves at Krav Maga, roller skating or surfing, playing with my funny little weinerlicious pooch), and I also LOVE building things... I'm a really "handy" girl!
☮♥ My 'Activities' are listed in my 'Interests' box so, instead... I am an Activist when it comes to: Alternative Energy, Recycling, Cleaning our beaches, Cleaning our Oceans, Keeping our Rain Forests ALIVE, Putting a stop to Violence, Putting a stop to Animal Cruelty, Putting an end to Sweat Shops, Putting an end to Child Abuse, Finding a cure for Cancer, Finding a cure for Aids and Educating our youth on Safe Sex.
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